Hockey dressing room story:
Buddy owns a No Frills in Oshawa.
Female employee goes into the staff room and finds her purse open and cell phone gone.
Picks up her purse and realizes it's full of cum. Somebody splooshed all in her purse. lol
They tracked down the kid who did it and ask why. He said he was pissed off at her and that was the first thing that he thought of doing to get back at her. lol
The kids mom and sister both work there. Awkward!!