The "Nobody Cares" Thread

[Hypariah]

he should be praised and commended for his abilities to work under such pressure

[archaa]

Hockey dressing room story:
Buddy owns a No Frills in Oshawa.
Female employee goes into the staff room and finds her purse open and cell phone gone.
Picks up her purse and realizes it's full of cum. Somebody splooshed all in her purse. lol
They tracked down the kid who did it and ask why. He said he was pissed off at her and that was the first thing that he thought of doing to get back at her. lol
The kids mom and sister both work there. Awkward!!

LOLOLOL Oshawa, that's awesome.

[GdB]

Staying classy

[vespa]

They put the heat (we have your dna blah blah blah) on the other kid and he cracked.

"Hey, O'Maley! Pull the CSI guys away from the case of the dead hookers...we've gotta Coach bag full of jizz in the 'Shwa!"

[archaa]

He got what was cumming to him

[Hypariah]

i'm distraught by what just transpired during the 3rd period of the hockey game

[redox]

i can't figure out if it's my russian friends or my canadian friends that have the better fb statuses right now.. all of them are pretty hilarious though.. ahahah

[Damsel]

Why do I keep waking up at 5am!?

[JackVanPimpe]

Why do I keep waking up at 5am!?

to pee.

also: I'M ALIVE BITCHES!!!!

[Damsel]

No that's not it